This comming Friday May 25th is Augusto Cicare's birthday. U guys n gals that own/fly the CH-7 Angel n Kompress that would like to wish him a happy birthday n perhaps like to thank him for designing n perfecting the great control system used on your birds please beam your salutations to me. I will gather them all up n beam um down to him Friday morning.
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The airline security rep. he said "Don't mind Rover, he is a sniffer dog, the best there is, I'll show you once we get airborne and I set him to work."
The plane takes off and levels out when the
handler says to the first man, "Watch this." He
tells the dog "Rover, search." The dog jumps down, walks along
the aisle and sits next to a woman for a few seconds. It then returns to
its seat and puts one paw on the handler's arm.
He says "Good boy." He turns to the first man and says, "That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of this, and the seat number, for the police who will apprehend her on arrival."
"Fantastic!" replies the first man.
Once again he sends the dog to search the aisles. The dog sniffs about,
sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat and places
both paws on the handler's arm. The airline rep
says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of
this, and the seat number."
"I like it!" says the first man.
Once again he sends the dog to search the aisles.
Rover goes up and down the plane aisle and
after a while sits down next to someone, and then comes racing back
and jumps up onto the seat and craps all over the seat n both men.
The first man is surprised and disgusted by this, and asks "What the bloody hell is going on?"
The handler, now quite obviously nervous replies
"He just found a bomb!
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Kinney
Hot Rod Helicopter
(SHnPGIE just had a call from one of the Championships organizers (forgot
his mane already). He says Saturday will be a great/best day for spectators.
Pop over to their web site
for the latest news n directions to the Blairstown NJ air port.
Seems like a great day to C lots of helicopters on the ground n in
the air.
Hope 2 C U there, Glennnnnn (SH's host)
The rates are as follows 195.00 hr dual 165.00 hr solo
30.00 hr pre /post. 35.00 hr ground. R22 SFAR checkout 75.00 plus flight
time.
Im not sure of the minimum hour requirements for rental yet.
Bob Moore
#570-722-9202
or
eM @ rmoore@nerc.com
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